Act I
Scene I
Verona. A public place.
Enter Sampson and Gregory, of the house of Capulet, armed with swords and bucklers.
Sampson
Gregory, o’ my word, we’ll not carry coals.
Gregory
No, for then we should be colliers.
Sampson
I mean, an we be in choler, we’ll draw.
Gregory
Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o’ the collar.
Sampson
I strike quickly, being moved.
Gregory
But thou art not quickly moved to strike.
Sampson
A dog of the house of Montague moves me.
Gregory
To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn’st away.
Sampson
A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague’s.
Gregory
That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes to the wall.
Sampson
True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push Montague’s men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall.
Gregory
The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.
Sampson
’Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads.
Gregory
The heads of the maids?
Sampson
Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.
Gregory
They must take it in sense that feel it.
Sampson
Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and ’tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.

Hamlet
Macbeth
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
The Tempest
She Stoops to Conquer
The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus
The School for Scandal
The Playboy of the Western World
An Ideal Husband
The Importance of Being Earnest